Tuesday, 21 April 2009

I'm supposed to die at 11! Wait...what?

It's my duty to die at 11.3 years, so that I can help save the planet. At least, according to this disgusting KIDS' game from Australia.


Called 'Planet Slayer', it helps kids learn about their environmental responsibility to die young enough so that they don't use more than their share of the planet. Good that children are becoming aware of true environMENTALism from a young age. Nothing like dying children to save the planet, right?

So, here's how it goes...I have a set amount of poisonous co2 deemed appropriate for me to spew into the atmosphere with my filthy lifestyle, including using a car, eating meat, or even just spending money. Once the calculator says I have used up my ration of carbon, it's time for me to die! After all, the safety of the planet depends on responsible obedient citizens like me...

What's that? Mr Rothschild over there has an unlimited carbon ration? Of course, that's because it's good people like him who raised environmental awareness! You on the other hand are a useless eater; do your bit for Mother Earth!

Take the test and find out when you need to die to save the planet. Also, note that the best thing you can do is to invest all your money in environmental businesses. Al Gore would be proud.

2 comments:

  1. I've taken test like this before and most of them are crap.

    I do find it, however, very arrogant of the left-wing enviro-nuts to assume that in the last 120 years,since the industrial revolution begun,we have damanged the Earth to the degree they claim.

    The same Earth that has been through billions of years of volcanoes,earthquakes,floods,asteroids strikes, tectonic plate shifts,massive forest fires,droughts,and far more than humans could imagine.

    Yet, it is the humans that have destroyed Earths environment. Yeah,right.

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  2. It was so warm in the Medieval period that we had vineyards in England. Yet nothing catastrophic (eg 'total polar melt') happened then...

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