Convinced?
Reliable study?
Conflict of interest?
All of these silly uninformed questions disappear when you pop the tasty Ritalin into your mouth. You will learn to love its wonderful effects, and who knows, maybe one day we'll all have had the chance to experience life with Ritalin as our inseperable companion.
As the genius expert informs us little people in the article, it's not rational to be against 'human enhancement' (cough eugenics transhumanism cough)
"Before synthetic sunshine people slept when it was dark and worked in the light of day.
"With the advent of synthetic sunshine, work and social life could continue into and through the night, creating competitive pressures and incentives for those able or willing to use it to their advantage."
He didn't continue to say:
Before Ritalin doctors, teachers, students, and just about everyone worked eight hours per day plus overtime. With the advent of Ritalin, people can work 23 hours a day 7 days a week, work and social life can continue non-stop, creating competitive pressures and incentives for those able or willing to use it to our advantage!
Seriously, are we gonna crush this Brave New World (Order) mentality before it engulfs us???
That's just one more difference between the U.S. and U.K., y'all call them "ethicists", we call them "mad scientists". :)
ReplyDeleteHe could just as easily be pushing steroids, what with all the physiological "benefits" Ritalin has, creating super men.
If the Ritalin doesn't work, maybe he should prescribe bleeding/leeches, with a supplement of "cyanide of potassium" injections and mercury pills.
Eating sand is also beneficial.
lol @ the oh so American usage of y'all ;)
ReplyDeleteBut you see Son, for the sand to have such great beneficial effects as my funded study says it does, you need sand from certain regions of the world like Iraq, Palestine or Afghanistan, where it contains a rare but vital nutrient called DU, which has been shown by numerous studies to prevent cancer from forming.
Slight problem with a few side effects, including cancer, but I figure it will save lives, so everyone needs their inoculation of DU-enriched sand, how is it the elites say, 'by conquest or consent'.
Ah yes, Depleted Uranium! It cleanses the spleen, and clears up the liver.
ReplyDeleteThe latest studies show it enhances* brain function.
(By "enhances", I mean "deconstructs", as it opens the mind to suggestion, much like MK ULTRA. Oh, the wonderful world of alchemy.)
hmm, opens the mind up to suggestion. Sounds good! We are told having an open mind is a virtue after all, so having a *really* open mind, why it's almost like being a superior species!
ReplyDeleteSssh, I didn't say Delpeted Uranium, I said DU so that the people (serfs) wouldn't know what I was talking about, because we haven't taught (programmed) them to see the benefits of dietary uranium yet.
I think it may need renaming, kind of like how Blackwater changed their name to Xe, so that the negative detractors of this vital nutritional breakthrough have a hard time ruining our good work with their reality based spin.