The Missing Haitian Children Say...

"Stay away from my organs! (Or, me in general)"



Haitian children are missing from hospitals. Whodunnit? Why? How? Like any good detective, suspect those with a criminal record - past form - first. I'm not even gonna name Suspect #1 because you'll think I'm just being racist anyway, as per the propaganda. Perhaps Palestinian organs are in short supply, I don't know. (though one would think, following the thousand killed not too long ago, organs would be ubiquitous...)

Just think, who was the most enthusiastic, first there with a nice big field hospital while Uncle Sam's operation was lagging behind? I doubt any government, ever, has been that determined to save lives in a faraway land, without an ulterior motive. I said it was either a simple case of an effective PR operation (which it certainly was), or something more sinister. Until now I leaned towards the former explanation, but now that kids are going missing I have more time for the latter. By way of deception you shall make war.

Although, like a good episode of Poirot, everyone in the room had motive and means to carry out the crime. There's also US and other military 'aid' (invasion) operations, extra-governmental criminal groups probably using charities as cover, even individuals looking to 'adopt a Haitian child'...yes, unwanted visitors and vultures of all kinds large and small have descended on Haiti, doing some good and some evil in the spirit of never let a good crisis go to waste...