Lib|Lab|Con (cigarette papers between them)

Really this BBC graph sums up the grand choice the electorate had in terms of the major parties' taxation and spending plans (of course, they'll only tell you this after the selection):

Oh yes, a few percent here, a little project there, but overall Rothschild and Saxe-Coburg-Gotha don't like things to be too unpredictable. A unified general direction is good for business, you see, you don't want rabble scum with their uneducated opinions getting anywhere near our great godly work. It's bad form.

Our Tragedy, Their Hope