Airport Security is a Sex Offender's Paradise

Are you stupid? Not bothered about being around X-ray emitting scanners all day with no protection? Like touching little girls' genitals? Then boy do we have the career for you!



They call it an "enhanced pat-down", apparently. Opt out, we've got an opt out over here! Don't forget to give a good hearty cough as they squeeze your balls. Apparently that is, or was, a legitimate method of medical assessment.

These airport security seem in general even worse than the police. Oh you're just doing your job, I know. I myself am regularly tasked with rounding up counter-revolutionaries and precisely executing them with one 9mm round, into a mass grave. Because you just have to do your job, y'know? And if I didn't do it, they'd get someone else to, after all...

Well you are being soft-killed by the X-rays from these scanners - some would call it poetic justice; I am not so harsh. Think of what you are doing to people though.

The war on terror is a fraud designed precisely to introduce this kind of 'full spectrum dominance' of society, by the state.