Charlie, Fake Prince of Wales, Fake Environmentalist

But you won't cut your own carbon footprint will you...oh no. That would be a ghastly thing to demand. Only the sub-humans under your jurisdiction must make cutbacks, for the Earth you see.



CO2, aka plant oxygen, is of the devil - but we need more GM crops of course...they aren't a threat to the environment, they are a neccessity to feed the fake 'population bomb' we keep hearing about (which will peak at ~9 billion around 2050 and then subside due to collapsing fertility rates; UN's own figures). So hard to keep up with all the different, inconsistent eco-Malthusian narratives floating around these days.

Charlie, your Royal Heartless, says we have to 'do it for the children'. Oh, the age old colletivist mantra, the children, eh? Hey how's Hollie Greig doing, Charlie? You know about that don't you? The children. Spare me. Mr Depopulationist.

Anyway, why are we listening to this buffoon, he's not even the Prince of Wales - Owain Glyndŵr is! lol, the last real one, anyway. Funny story actually, I didn't like the Welsh when I was much younger (full disclosure - author's ancestry research has turned up a Welsh-only surnamed great grandparent), as I thought this wife-executing lizard was Welsh, which is a forgivable mistake due to the misleading title. I wonder how much of the ludicrous English dislike (putting it mildly) for Germans, is based on the incorrect assumption that their royals are Germans. Hahaha.